SHANBROSIA-God's creation: EFA 2.11

Things to smile at:

Things I never thought I'd say to my kids:

~ Strong man, "Well I haven't heard anything from the peanut gallery in a while."

L: Hey! We're the piano gallery bro! What's a piano gallery?

~ L: Mom, you know those people who plant political signs in the ground? I saw one planted in a chimney!

~ L: Mom, when you cut my nails you take my honor.

Me: Dude, these nails are gross. You have pebbles in them.

L: Well, you just caught me on a bad day.

~ Please don't throw watermelons in the grocery store.

~ The vegetable scales are not for you to weigh yourself, please don't hanging off of them.